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Tiny Wight Monster Hunting Tips

An invaluable compendium of tips from one of the greatest monster-hunting legends of all time written with the explicit intent of preventing up and coming slayers from remaining or becoming ignorant a**holes.

Tiny Wight's Monster Hunting Tips

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I Will Punch Your Fucking Lights Out
You’d Be a 10% Better Monster Hunter if You Lost 15 Pounds
To Kill a Vampire - 5 Easy Steps
A Breath Mint Wouldn't Hurt
Trouble Finding the Perfect Weapon?
Killing Monsters is Not -I Repeat- Not Like Taking Candy From a Baby
Battling Multiple Monsters
Using a Melon for Practice
The Garlic Myth
Treating a Werewolf Bite
Using a Stake

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Hunting Tips

I'm friggin' pissed! 

 

Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 
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