The Deadites have been called everything from synth-pop to shock-rock; from new wave to hip-hop and everything in between. Their dark subject matter and high-concept stage show makes unsuspecting show-goers think they have been transported into a ‘70s shock-rock nightmare. The award-winning Deadites are not to be missed, cannot be forgotten, and will not be ignored.

Tiny Wight: Spider Gates — because of the intricate underground tunnels 

Who’s the better yarn-spinner, August Derleth or H.P. Lovecraft?
 

Dynamo: I like Lovecraft on paper but I met him a few times and he was a big chump; a real Momma’s-boy basket case. I don’t think either one could carry Poe’s pen.

Tiny Wight : Tony Jonson, who coincidentally is also from Sauk City, Wis., because all of his horror stories come true. 

Remember that wrestler Papa Shango?

The Vigilante. Come on now. If you had done some research before asking such a question we could have avoided this embarrassment. As we all know, Papa Shango not only was my roommate when I had my first apartment back in the Homeland, but he was also arrested in ‘79 by one of the Homeland’s finest (me) for operating heavy machinery while over the legal mashed-potato consumption limit. I had to issue a citation to the guy for DUIMP and for having an open container of gravy. So, what you are telling me is that he went on to pursue a wrestling career? Many people don’t know this, but he also was the first choice to play Cliff Clavin on “Cheers.” There was an incident and ... well, let’s just say they went with John Ratzenberger instead. For the record, and the accusations always upset him, he is no relation to Papa Gino, Papa John, Papa Jack or Papa Smurf.

Who do you feel is the most categorically evil person alive today?

Dynamo: John Donovan

The Vigilante: This guy. Now, if it is OK with you, I have to finish painting this moon and stars on my friend’s chest.

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