Vigilante and Tiny Wight Win Texas Tag Team Belts |
Friday, May 06 2005 | |
(in a real texas death match) "The Dark Samurai of Swing" and "The Hitman From the Homeland" formed a formable team to defeat the ghost of David and Kerry Voneric on march 10th in Dallas Texas. The dead brother retired from the grave to steal the bets during a title match involving the evil monster posse and the Canada crew. The Deadites where quickly called in to set things right. "All the Vonerics wanted was one more match, to wrestle on more time in front of people" Tiny Wight said after the match. "I'd have beat 'em if they where alive" later remarked from his throne room The belts where returned to there rightfull owners and all is back to normal in Texas. |
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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