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Killing Monsters is Not -I Repeat- Not Like Taking Candy From a Baby
Written by Tiny Wight   

After scoring 110 blocks in 60 seconds on Lumines Live! for Xbox 360 the other day I decided to take a breather and give a few things some long, hard consideration.

Sweet, Delicious Candy
I thought about friends who had perished in the ongoing battle against the forces of evil, I developed some new ways to prep vegetables for the gourmet meals I cook, I considered the global impact of my daily energy consumption. Above all these things though, one thing dawned on me that I hadn't realized until that fateful night: Killing monsters is not at all like taking candy from a baby.

Ok, I know what you're saying. You're probably saying that killing monsters IS like taking candy from a baby. Well to that statement I offer the very response that you are about to read.

"If you think that killing monsters is like taking candy from a baby, you either haven't met the right monster or that damn baby needs a serious spanking."
 
- Tiny Wight © 2007
 




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Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

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