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| Zombies will die a horrific death |
| Written by Silica | |
| Monday, August 20 2001 | |
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I have seen Ravi Shankar drunk with the Pope the eve of christmas. have you?
I wished accidents on the zombies but they still exist. Without the subsidy of the Deadites you probably will not live much longer. The Deadites this evening August the 20th, will render a special function in the Lucky Dog.
This demonstration is so that all the ages can come and testify.
We will play the electronic songs so as to you can dance for a hour and forget that Necronomicon is occupied by the living dead. The money that you will pay to see The Deadites we will be used to purchase alcohol and loose women for Dynamo Habeeb to play with. The money that is left over will finance our Deadites Secret Twilight Society.
to conclude this email I will summarize my thoughts into a digestible morsel of information that even Ethan Magloofabits can understand.
Tonight
8-20-2001
The Lucky Dog
ALL AGES
10:00pm
$7.00 fee
Zombies will die a horrific death
I love you,
Silica
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