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Location: | Between Heaven and Hell. |
Special Powers: | Necromancy, vast occult knowledge, astral plane travel, scathing sarcasm, alcohol consumption. |
Favorite Movie: | Faces of Death 1 - 4 |
Monsters Killed: | 101-500 |
Good Looking?: | Yes |
IQ: | 131+ |
Favorite Pastime: | An impromptu dinner party with the ghosts of Vlad Tepes, Edward Kelley, King Solomon, and Aleister Crowley. |
Shows Seen: | 20+ |
Note: | How can a demonologist who summons the dead be a "good guy"? We're not sure either! But as long as we buy this guy drinks, he kills monsters for us. |
Hits | 590 |
Online Status | OFFLINE |
Last Online | 10/18/2007 13:37:54 |
I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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