The Deadites and such |
Written by Jack Ketchum | |
Thursday, January 24 2002 | |
Hello Folks, Friends and Loved Ones,
In the matter of all things Deadites I encourage you to participate in this weekends festivities.
Dancing?
yes
Love making?
yes
Smoke, lights and blood dripping zombies hanging from hooks in the cupboard in The Vigilantes attic?
yes
All reasons you attend The Lucky Dog show are in place.
In the meantime you can help The Deadites and there organization by encouraging others to attend. Explain to them that the loss of there own life due to a zombie eating their soul then nibbling on their internal organs is unpleasant.
I also encourage you to join message boards such as the one on www.wormtown.org and participate in the promotion of the Deadites. You will see that much has already been said, but much is missing.
The Deadites are Necronomicons last line of defense against the evil that lurks in its shopping malls and drive through dry cleaners.
Sincerely
Jack Ketchum!
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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