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Dynamo & Tiny Looking for Somewhere to Rumble
Monday, October 04 2004
It looks like the long awaited bout between Dynamo Habeeb and Tiny Wight is close to finding a home.  May local independent leagues have been bidding on the match, which will decide the first ever Twilight Cup Champion.  The favorite seems to be Chris Citaro’s Power House Wrestling , where the duo has been working for the past year.  Representatives for the group claimed one of the venues being bantered about just might surprise you.  Insiders claim the two are ready for this bout to an almost frightening degree. 
Chris Citaro
Chris Citaro
“Tensions are unbelievably high.” Said one source close to the band, who asked to remain anonymous.  “Tiny blames Dynamo’s drunkenness for a lot of set backs as of late (See DVD and CD) where meanwhile, Habeeb has blasted Wight on his excruciating perfectionism in regards to the lateness of promised media.  Between you and I, I think the band needs this.  Stretching and chopping each other is how those two communicate the best.” 

Long time manager and spokesman for the band, Jack Ketchum, dismissed these claims.  “I sat in on a nine hour practice this Sunday and the atmosphere was not unlike a happy Jewish family enjoying Hauaka together.”

The topic of who would win the battle is also split.  Long time Deadites rival, Dr. Joey Tron was quoted with saying, “He’s been hiding it well but Flabeeb destroyed his ankle in the O Gore Three Way.  He’ll be facing off against the man who applies figure four leg locks, faster than most people tie their shoes.  I don’t like him, but Wight’s got a million ways to make somebody with two good ankles to tap out.  Flabeeb doesn’t stand a chance.   Habeeb rival Big O disagrees, “I’ve burned him, smashed him with chairs, thrown him off scaffolds, sure I’ve beat him a few times, but the one thing he’s never done is tap out.  Tiny Wight better bring more to the table than a bunch if fantasy submission holds, if he wants beat Habeeb.  Maybe if we’re a little lucky they’ll kill each other.”



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