Eat, Drink and Be Merry,
for tomorrow we're going to kill a shitload of zombies.

Savor this day, my friends,
and have at least three well balanced meals.

You may also want to have some dessert.

Because just as the sun must rise in the east,
so tomorrow must we kill a whole shitload of zombies.

As we cry out and rush headlong into battle tomorrow,
we will feel nourished.
Having had a light, but delicious breakfast.

And while our swords slash through undead flesh
and our guns blaze forth,
we will think of the delicious peach compote we ate and smile.

If we win this battle, I solemly swear to you:
There will be premium hot fudge sundaes for the lot of you!

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