Deadites Return from Yeti Hunt in Nepal |
Wednesday, November 11 1998 | |
Having finally tracked down and killed the Yeti that had been eating the residents of Rolpa, Nepal, the Deadites returned to Necronomicon, MA today. The Secret Twilight Society had been doing an exceptional job at keeping the creatures of the night at bay but evil is now expected to drop by approximately 30% over three days in Necronomicon county.
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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