Come Hither to Me |
Written by Tiny Wight | |
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and palmed the phantom visions of you from my eyes.
Then out the window and through shadowy woods I crept
Silently seeking you out.
Moonlight became streetlight
as I drew nearer your hiding place.
When I arrived, the door was locked
I made short and silent work of it with my katana.
What's this?! An alarm!
How could I have been so foolish!
Quickly - I must accomplish the deed
Where are you?! Where the fuck? Where the fuck are y-
AH! There - below the SkyBars!
Delicious Baby Ruth, come hither to me, quickly!
Before the street is lit red and blue
and the sounds of sirens and quickened footsteps fill the air -
Come hither to me - Come hither and let me devour you.
For only your chocolatey goodness can satiate my burning hunger.
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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