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Bigfoot Sighting in Necronomicon
Friday, April 16 2004

Big Foot (file photo)
Big Foot (file photo)
The City of the Dead has had its fair share of strange occurrences, but this past Friday may go down in history as its very strangest. A group of tourists passing the First Church of the Drunken Bastard claim to have seen the legendary Bigfoot.

“He was smelly like peepee and yelling what almost sounded like human words. He was dancing a jig and shaking what looked like a bottle of what Papa calls ‘Devil Juice’ over his head. His wicked eyes turned towards us and I thought we were all going to die. Suddenly, he waved at us and ran off into the woods. It was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen!” said little Sven VanQuisterquist of Kenya. The entire police force combed the area thoroughly but was unable to find the mythical beast.




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