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Trouble Finding the Perfect Weapon?
Written by Tiny Wight   
Hi friend, Tiny Wight here. So you say you're having trouble finding that perfect weapon? The one that's just right for you and your own personal tastes? Well, you're in luck. I have a few ideas.
It's important to choose the weapon that's just right for you.
Through the years I've seen so many people and so many creatures using so many weapons in so many ways that I could just about puke. That being said, I truly love weapons and I love using them to dispatch evil. Seriously, if you don't know that about me then you really haven't been paying attention. Here are a few ideas that may get your gears turning:

Why not get metal teeth? First of all, they never run out of bullets. Secondly, Dynamo wore out our wall-mounted bottle opener and, as such, you'd be more welcome at the parties that we throw at headquarters.

Or - how about designing a gun that shoots scorpions? I don't think anyone's done that yet. That's reason enough right there.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, consider this option: a machete!

Well buddy, I'm out of ideas, but those are three seriously great options to consider. Good luck, and please remember to shower occasionally and attack monsters without hesitation.



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