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THe Lucky Dog April 2, 2004

What is going to be  255yrs old, loves whiskey, hookers and laying the smack down on evil? that's right its DYNAMO HABEEB and its time for his for his BIG BIRTHDAY BASH and this year like every year the bill is absolutely stacked as this year the stage is rocked by  SASQUATCH AND THE SICK-A-BILLYS, COLORBLIND, THE VELVET WHORES (SEE STORY) and of course THE DEADITES, but that's not all there will be a screening of an insane hard core wrestling extravaganza featuring Dynamo, Tiny, Mark Gore, and the Big O as they take it to the extreme and Mr. Habeeb takes more punishment then any human body should ever take.

But wait that's not all!

By just saying that you are here to see the DEADITES you could win some cool stuff !!!! You could be one of the many winners in the Dynamos DayRussianRoulettejustforshowingup  Prize-a-thon Random #'s of entry people will receive prizes.

Will it be the first folk there?

The last folks there?

The 100th folk there?

The only way to fined out is show up !!! Its just that simple. All that and b-day cake, candy and treats.

It's going to be one of the best shows of all time

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