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| Tiny and Dynamo Return From England |
| Friday, August 27 2004 | |
The Necronomicon tag-team champions have returned home to the good old U.S. of A. after a brutal series of matches with top english tag teams, Sweeney and Meanie Todd collectively known as the Demon Barbers of Fleet Street, and the Winchester Slashers, Jack and Kelly Rippa. Every single match in the series was two out of three falls, except for on the last night of the four night tour, where all three teams battled it out texas tornado style. The wild match saw the use of scalpels, barb wire, ladders, and good ol' American chairs. At one point a disrespectful Tiny Wight, smashed a tray of tea and crumpets over and english fans head. It was truly a wild night. When asked about the tour Tiny was low on their chances of returning to the U.K. "The competition was great, and the people were great, but Japan just pays us way to well." Dynamo was more frank on the stay, "you couldn't pay me enough to go back there. The only thing worse than their dental hygiene, was the food."
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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