DYNAMO’S FRIDAY THE 13th BIRTHDAY BASH

On Friday, May 13th at the Lucky Dog Music Hall (89 Green St., Worcester, MA), one tradition will continue, one will end, and another will start anew as The Deadites and The Velvet Whores return from Europe to tear down the Lucky Dog.

“We’ve been slacking off,” said long-time Deadites’ manager Jack Ketchum. “How else could a lousy jam band that has all of three people at their shows win an award for Worcester’s best live act,” Ketchum quipped. “Mark my words; this year The Deadites will return in a big way, and it all starts on May thirteenth.”

Dynamo’s Birthday Bash is a huge event every year, but Deadites fans, astrologers and archaeologists all agree that this year it will be bigger than ever, and perhaps even the biggest of all time. “There are those who believe that the tablets of Ra prophesized this event over four thousand years ago,” said Oracle, who in a recent Spell Casters Digest spoke at length about the origins of the mysterious tablets. “The tablets speak of a great party that would take place on the evil thirteenth night of the fifth month in the two-thousand and fifth year,” she said. “The night would see a group of warriors crowned lords of Carzi-Danz (translated: Kings of the Crazy Dance Party). The Gods of Roc-Yazov (translated: Greatest Rock Band of All Time) would retire to their White Ships for a time of rest and cleansing (translated: rehab).”

There has been a lot of speculation as to what all of this may mean. Insiders have been very tight-lipped about the details of the show. What we do know is that this titanic bill has been made even greater by the addition of ColorBlind. May 13th is a can’t-miss event and is guaranteed to go down in infamy with such events as the Hindenburg crash, the St. Valentine’s day massacre and the Filenes Basement bridal dress give-away stampede of 1984.

TINY WIGHT SOLO ALBUM Those who frequent Volcanoboy.com may have been lucky enough to hear a few tracks off Tiny Wight’s upcoming solo album. We have very few details about this greatly anticipated release. All we know is that the CD is in its post-production stages and that anyone who has heard it has been blown away. “It’s a significant departure from my Deadites work. I imagine that the only people who won’t like it are jerks and retards.” Watch this spot for more details as they become available.

---