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Ethan's New TV Show

Mr. Ethan Magloofabits has a new show that kicks off this Thursday on G4.

It is an evangelical talk show entitled “If You Fuck Up Jesus Will Rape You!” Some of the guests on the first broadcast will be Tiny Wight (discussing his nod as swordsman magazines sexist swordsman man) and the fat kid from 2 ½ men (for a compelling discussion on why god hates annoying fat kids.)




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I'm friggin' pissed! 

 

Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 
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