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    William Hassinger
    William Hassinger
    Location: Warehouse 23
    Special Powers: [Fnord]
    Favorite Movie: Tron
    Good Looking?: Extremely
    IQ: 131+
    Note: I don't kill monsters, I recruit them.
     
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    I'm friggin' pissed! 

     

    Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

     

    I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


     

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    Special Powers:: i come equipped with magnets which attract both good and evil forces alike. i have tried several times to disengage them but have yet to be successful. i now choose to embrace them.

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