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    Location: Necronomicon, MA
    Special Powers: Spells, Spells, Spells
    Favorite Movie: Poltergeist
    Monsters Killed: 500+
    Good Looking?: Extremely
    Favorite Deadite: Andy Christ
    IQ: 131+
    Website: thedeadites.com
    Shows Seen: 20+
     
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    Last Online 03/19/2008 14:55:30

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    I'm friggin' pissed! 

     

    Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

     

    I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


     

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