Ethan Magloophabitz Arrested at DNC |
After throwing over ten buckets of holy water at the Bush family the good Reverend Magloophabitz was taken into custody. Lawyers for the Deadites hope to be able to arrange Magloophabitz's release in time for upcoming shows. |
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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