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    Bobert J. Costas
    Bobert J. Costas
    Location: Upton, MA
    Special Powers: Ability to create and destroy entire worlds within the confines of my psyche; ability to compress and manipulate pockets of air to such a degree that I create seemingly invisible "wind razords" which I use to slash and rend my enemies; posessor of the almighty MANBOOBS OF DARK FURY, which allow me to lull any being into a stupor by means of sexual hypnotism.
    Favorite Movie: Edward Scissorhands
    Monsters Killed: 101-500
    Good Looking?: No
    IQ: 131+
    Website: www.myspace.com/boringboy
    Favorite Pastime: Playing in SLITSTITCH.
    Shows Seen: 6-10
    Note: Although I happen to be monster myself, I have taken a secret vow to hunt down and slaughter my own kind; only that way can I be truly unique. However, since I still AM a monster, I might have the sudden urge to bite you. Don't blame me - just because I'm doing my part to obliterate the monster community from the inside out, it doesn't put me in a higher moral standing! HAHAHA!!!
     
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    Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

     

    I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


     

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