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    Jonnie Jerko
    Jonnie Jerko
    Location: KASTLE TESLA, NH
    Special Powers: Summon giant spiders to my aid; tear the intact skeletons out of my enemies' quivering bodies; produce farts so caustic they can melt hope; make decaf coffee taste delicious; vomit forth a magickal cat named Hairball to fight by my side; all kinds of voodoo shit you don't even wanna know about, fool.
    Favorite Movie: Superfuzz
    Monsters Killed: 500+
    Good Looking?: Extremely
    IQ: 131+
    Note: Yvonne De Carlo? Did it.
     
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    Last Online 12/31/2007 10:45:56
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    Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

     

    I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


     
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