Tiny Wight |
A one-man killing machine in a $500 suit, Tiny Wight is as classy as he is lethal. For over a decade, Tiny has been leading The Deadites in their myriad iterations into battle against the forces of evil. Early on in his monster hunting career, Tiny Wight travelled to the mountains of Tibet to learn the ancient secrets of the "Spirit Fist". This technique blurs the division of the physical and astral planes, allowing him - among other things - to kick the unliving crap out of ghosts, poltergeists and other nasty spirits.
Age: 33
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 170 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: White/Blonde
On Stage: Primary Composer, Music Control, Keyboards
Weapon(s) of Choice: Hands, Feet, Sword
Alias: The Dark Samurai of Swing
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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