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Roundtrip Jones

Roundtrip Jones
Roundtrip Jones was one of Mexico’s greatest hero when a run-in with a werewolf changed his life.


He joined the Deadites and fought by their side as a brave hero, a brother and a friend. He was killed in a battle with the vampire hit man Reverend Ennis. Roundtrip Jones' funeral service rivaled that of JFK or Anna Nicole Smith, attracting such famous names as EL Santo, Negro Casas, el Felino, el Dandy, la Parka and Erick Estrada.
?Short on manpower and missing their friend, the Deadites went against their own oath to destroy the undead and brought RTJ back to life using an ancient ritual. Now more than a zombie but less then a human, the brave grappler fights once again with the Dead, the Rad and the Funky.

Prior to the "werewolf incident", RTJ held 20 Lucha Libre belts.

EYES: Zombielike
Hair: Mask
Height: 6'
Weight: 190 lbs
Age: Irrelevant

Rivals; Round Trip Jones vs. Zombie Mugger. Round Trip Jones vs. the Sexual Frankenstein, Round Trip Jones vs. the Freaky Midget Pirates, Round Trip Jones vs. the Demons from the 1,745th Dimension, Round Trip Jones vs. the Eye Of the Beholder, Round Trip Jones vs. the Wicked Old Mummy Guy, Round Trip Jones vs. the Oozy, Gross Aliens From Planet B, Round Trip Jones vs. the Zombie Roller Derby Dudes

AKA: “THE UNDEAD LUCHA DEMOLTION DERBY” , “Dude Sunshine”. “Sexy Beast” “Necrophilla Pimp Daddy”

Weapons of choice: Brilliant wrestling, zombie bite

On stage: Keys, sexy dancing , super Nintendo

Gear: Assorted candy . Roland HS60, Super Nintendo
 

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