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His new found alliance with the holy ghost, has done nothing to curb his blood lust, or super human alcoholism. In interviews Magloofabits has claimed that his love for the lords, have only made the dark powers that dwell within him more powerful.
Ethan Magloofabits

History: Half man, half demon/demigod, from the Polishnesian island of Polacca, Somehow managed to find god last year. He also managed to become ordained in every religion. His new found alliance with the holy ghost, has done nothing to curb his blood lust, or super human alcoholism. In interviews Magloofabits has claimed that his love for the lords, have only made the dark powers that dwell within him more powerful. 

Though Magloofabits does not exhibit as much raw super strength or anger, he has developed the ability to burn evil with a mere touch 

Hair: Black
Height: ungodly tall
Weight: 500 Holy Christ Bibles
Favorite Weapons: holy water, crucifix
Instruments of Choice: Trumpet, Bass, Trumpet, Cowbell, Trumpet
Alias': The Polishnesian Powerhouse, The Minister of Sinister, the Holy Roller

 

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