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Is Andy Christ truly the son of the devil or just a madman obsessed with bloodshed and cinema?
Andy Christ

In truth you are better off not knowing. After a 10 week killing spree the Deadites finally brought down Andy Christ and put him away in the H.P. Lovecraft Home for the Mentally Disturbed and Downright Crazy. When interviewed he claimed the people he killed were demons masquerading as humans. He also claimed he was the son of the Satan. No one believed these outrageous stories. He remained locked up in the HPLHMDDC for ten years.

In 2002 the Deadites mysteriously had him released into their custody and he has fought and performed alongside the "Dead the Rad and the Funky" ever since.

On stage Andy Christ wears upward or 10 masks per show. He often adopts the voices and mannerisms of famous actor and entertainers and has at least 3 alternate personalities that he gets lost in for days and weeks at a time. These include a deranged therapist, an FBI agent and a "popular" radio personality.

Christ and the Reverend Ethan Magloofabits have a rather odd relationship; one day they are trying to kill each other, the next they are close allies. Andy Christ's powers remain a mystery.

Eyes: Varies
Hair: Varies
Height: Varies
Weight: 170 lbs
Age: Unknown

Rivals: his dad (the wormy king of the under world) Marshal Sam Gerard (US marshal)    Jonas Ivo (mad scientist). Gabriel (angelic bounty hunter) Ethan Magloffabits. Jack Colvin (prying reporter) Super God (hero of heaven)

AKA: Andrew wormwood Christ (his full name). “The world breaker” “the original film” threat. “Agent seacrest”. “Dr. Deviant”. “The man of 10000 masks’’. “The giallo machine”

On stage: synth samples, and masks

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