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Is Andy Christ truly the son of the devil or just a madman obsessed with bloodshed and cinema?
In truth you are better off not knowing. After a 10 week killing spree the Deadites finally brought down Andy Christ and put him away in the H.P. Lovecraft Home for the Mentally Disturbed and Downright Crazy. When interviewed he claimed the people he killed were demons masquerading as humans. He also claimed he was the son of the Satan. No one believed these outrageous stories. He remained locked up in the HPLHMDDC for ten years. In 2002 the Deadites mysteriously had him released into their custody and he has fought and performed alongside the "Dead the Rad and the Funky" ever since. On stage Andy Christ wears upward or 10 masks per show. He often adopts the voices and mannerisms of famous actor and entertainers and has at least 3 alternate personalities that he gets lost in for days and weeks at a time. These include a deranged therapist, an FBI agent and a "popular" radio personality. Christ and the Reverend Ethan Magloofabits have a rather odd relationship; one day they are trying to kill each other, the next they are close allies. Andy Christ's powers remain a mystery. Eyes: Varies Andy Christ Photo Gallery:![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'm friggin' pissed!
Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."
I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".
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