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Jack Ketchum - Management

Jack Ketchum is an American businessman and a reknowned entertainment promoter. Ketchum was born on a dairy farm near DairyLand, WI and lived there with his parents, Galvin Ketchum and Morrow Coffey-Ketchum, and his 9 sisters until the age of 11, when he struck out on his own to find fame and fortune. 

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Paul

Paul is the head sound engineer for the Deadites. He took over for the late great Jub Jones. His back ground is kept secret for his protection. What we will say is despite similar appearances, he is not Paul Dagnello from Huck

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Michael Ravenshadow
Michael raven shadow is Jack Ketchum's assistant. He handles all the day to day crap Jack does not want to do. He is from a small town out side of Necronomicon named Sweden MA

He is learning the ropes to take over from Jack some day.

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Robust Fleischmann
Fleischmann is known as a great director and producer. But what few know is he was a renowned combat journalist in Desert Storm. In the private sector he learned the ropes from such visionaries  as Vince McMahon and Don King. The combo of flair and bravery made him a shoe-in  to be the Deadites videographer.

He has made many blockbuster films under the pen names “Jerry Bruckheimer” and "Rob Zemekis"

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Aries - God of War
Aries God of War is the God of War  (I dare you to tell him he is not). He is The Deadites head of security (and worth every penny). He also acts as thier stage manager (he is the only on who can keep them in line). He held the NCW World Heavyweight Title for one minute before he renunced it (he claimed to be his goal was to humiliate Joey Tron not win the belt from him). He is the only man in wrestling history to break free of the Executioners Lullaby (Dynamo’s feared rear naked choke). He has settled down and is married to Mistress X (the only one who can keep HIM in line)

His son "Andy X" is in line to be the new God of War

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Dr. Jonas Ivo
Dr. Jonas Ivo is a brilliant mind who is an expert in fields of parapsychology and meta human biology. He ran the original TheDeadites.com and was obsessed with studying the D.S.T.S. and its activities. He is the foremost expert in his field. He had amassed so much knowledge that The Twilight Society hired him.
 

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Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 

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