Do you hate evil?
Do you like booze?
Do you hate bland boring shows?
Do you like performing in front of a jam packed room of drunken sexy lunatics?
Do you hate not being able to let the world see you rock star potential?

Do you eat candy as a meal?

If so, it is time for you to take your place among “The Dead, The Rad, & The Funky”

When you ask? Right god damn now. No month of training! No boring orientation!

Just let us know what you can do.

Are you sexy? Can you shake your ass, act, magic tricks or play a flaming skull? What can you bring to the table? What would you wear? What would your evil
bashing code name be? If chosen you will make your début this Friday at Ralph’s as the Deadites open for Theo & the Skyscrapers and possibly become a permanent part of the Deadites line up.

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