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by accessing this site, the viewer agrees that The Deadites may, at their discretion splash holy water on the viewer, display religious icons, or slay the viewer in the means appropriate to ensure the viewer's permanent demise. In the event that the viewer returns from beyond the grave, the viewer will be subject to immediate reslaying, ad infinitum.

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PLEASE REVIEW BEFORE USING THIS SITE

The Deadites Secret Twilight Society ("D.S.T.S") provides this Web site (the "Site") as a service to Necronomicon, other members of the media industry and all those in fear of the undead. By using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS OF USE, DO NOT USE THE SITE. D.S.T.S may change these Terms of Use from time to time, at D.S.T.S.'s sole discretion. Your continued use of the Site following the posting of such changes will constitute your assent to all such changes. Please periodically visit this section of the Site to review the current version of these Terms of Use.

SITE SERVICES

D.S.T.S may, from time to time, offer through the Site certain services that may be subject to their own specific terms and conditions ("Service Terms and Conditions"). In the event of any conflict between those Service Terms and Conditions and these Terms of Use, the applicable Service Terms and Conditions shall control. Please be sure to review any applicable Service Terms and Conditions before making use of a Site service.

CONTACTING THE WEB SITE

If you have any questions about this privacy statement, the practices of this Site, or your dealings with this Site, you can contact the Manager at the following email address:

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KILLING ZOMBIES AND OTHER UNDEAD

The Deadites and The D.S.T.S encourage the destruction of all Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires, Beastmen, Black Shuck Dogs, Demons, and Poltergeist. Please be advised that taking the matter of killing the undead is not encouraged by the D.S.T.S. or its ISP. All undead hunting and killing should be done by official D.S.T.S members.

 

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I'm friggin' pissed! 

 

Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY." 

 

I just got back from the grocery store with all these sundae fixin's and now I'm standing here with MUD on my face. Whoever took that ice cream, I swear to you "I will punch your fucking lights out".


 

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