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Battling Multiple Monsters

When you have to battle a bunch of monsters simultaneously, do like I do: sing a song and hack your enemies apart to the rhythm.

Sonny And Cher
Sonny & Cher
It’s best to have a song in mind before finding yourself into the aforementioned situation. Four words summarize this point: “I Got You, Babe”. If you’ve got a lousy internal soundtrack going on, babe, you’re just one digestive cycle away from being a pile of werewolf shit in the woods.Now you know. And knowing is better than being an ignorant asshole.




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