The Deadites Online Chat Archive:
Interview with Doc Siddal of WORC and guests

un-edited

Administrator: Enters Chat
administrator: welcome to the deadites online chat
administrator: please refrain from conversation while questions are being answered

ButterMilk PeaceTown: yea thanks pal, been here for two hours
administrator: be courteous
Doc: Any Worcester musicians that are in this chat room under aliases are requested by Mr. Siddall to exit and re-enter as their true selves for the benefit of the print version of this chat.
ButterMilk PeaceTown: facist
Doc: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the voice of Worcester Rocks on AM 1310 WORC, Doc Siddall!
Buck Paxton: Enters Chat
Doc: Thank you, and welcome to this interactive chat with members of the Deadites!
Doc: Good evening gentlemen and lady of the Deadites.
The Divine Mz M: Enters Chat
Doc: 1Q: Why have you, the Deadites, decided to perform at this Saturday's Mother's Foundation benefit show?
dynamo habeeb: we are sworn to take down beast of all forms
dynamo habeeb: cancer is a bed beast at that
dynamo habeeb: bad dam broken hands
Crosis: Enters Chat
The Divine Mz M: I was warmed by Mz Langlois' story about her mother. I was swayed by her sincerity.
dynamo habeeb: so when that mars kid called we said hell yeah
Doc: The origins of the Mother's Foundation are quite moving.
Crosis: Enters Chat
Doc: Q2 When first approached, were you aware of the line-up that you would be joining?
dynamo habeeb: I dont really care who we blow off the stage
dynamo habeeb: so I was unaware of the other bands till like 10 mins ago
The Divine Mz M: My opinions of the other bands, much like my opinions of many things, are not the same as many of the Deadites.
Jack Ketchum!: As The Deadites personal and professional manager I feel this show is a good opportunity to sell Deadites t-shirts and cash in on the mild success of these other bands and convert the fans of those said bands into Deadite fans. Lets face it, compared to Huck The Deadites are like Jesus Christ
Crosis: Enters Chat
Doc: Q3: You have apparantly put aside any animosity towards Mr. Mars, and even myself for this event. Will you be able to do the same with say... Huck?
dynamo habeeb: well...
The Divine Mz M: We were only told a short while ago who else was on the bill. I'm fine with it. Some tasty eye candy on that stage
dynamo habeeb: some times you do stuff ya dont wanna for a good
dynamo habeeb: thing
Doc: Q4: You've had quite the colorful feud with Huck in the past. Are there still hard feelings?
dynamo habeeb: wel huck is old news we are the new groove ont he strrets
dynamo habeeb: In truth i cant sppek for tdem guys but ..
dynamo habeeb: I aint gonna slug no one if that what your asking
The Divine Mz M: I'll spank em if they ask nice
Doc: Spoken like a true gentleman, if for once. We have heard some rumors about possible collaborations on stage that night between Huck, the Curtain Society, and Average White Boys. Might any Deadites join anyone this night?
dynamo habeeb: you never know im all abot blowing minds ......
dynamo habeeb: mr ketchum may have some thing in the works
The Divine Mz M: We're always open to new experiences, Isn't Mr. Paxton on here?
Jack Ketchum!: Doc your interviews online are as interesting as the dead air on your awful radio show
Doc: This is intriguing to music fans. any hints?
chachi: Enters Chat
dynamo habeeb: welll....
Jack Ketchum!: stop looking for a scoop and ask some real questions
dynamo habeeb: lets just say you will see some thing you thought you would never see
Doc: (( Mr. Ketchum, please allow the talent to answer. Thank you.))
Doc: Well for one, I never thought I'd see the Deadites share the stage with said bands and not promise violence...
Duncan (Curtain Society): Enters Chat
dynamo habeeb: yea you never thunk you would kiss a girl either will wonders never cease
Duncan (Curtain Society): Sorry I am late I just heard this was happening
The Divine Mz M: Oh I promise violence, but not from Habeeb.
Doc: If we could break away from the Deadites for once brief moment, this next question is for Duncan and Buck Paxton of the Average White Boys...
Doc: What's your take, gentlemen on playing such a high-profile show with a band that has shown so much hostility towards you in the past?
Duncan (Curtain Society): I never really take that kind of stuff seriously. We have always just played music and not paid too much attention to what people say about us. I never understood The Deadites hating us so much. musically we have a lot in common. Our older stuff sounds like early eighties pop music much like The Deadites
Buck Paxton: well to be pefectly honest DocNasty, Habeeb has shown nothin but love for me. Im honored. As far as the rest of the bill, C'mon man even if there is some violence, at least it will ba handsome violence
dynamo habeeb: testify
dynamo habeeb: I should say I dont hate t.cs and huck I just dont think thay are any good
Doc: and Mr. Arsenault of the Curtain Society?
Duncan (Curtain Society): last time I checked Dynamo, electric guitar was much tougher than synthesizers
Doc: perhaps we will get some thoughts from Duncan later.
dynamo habeeb: check again
Duncan (Curtain Society): I gave you two thoughts what more do you want?
The Divine Mz M: I do believe, Doc, that there is a bit of a lag
Doc: Sorry, Duncan. I didn't think you were available to respond for a moment..
Buck Paxton: wheres the trained monkey you had in the studio last week? Maybe he can do this right.
Doc: What drew you, Duncan, to this event?
Duncan (Curtain Society): I am always available to defend The Curtain Society against circus acts calling us names
Doc: Buck, JV is in the room, but patiently waiting his turn to chat. He may not share the same level of professionalism for this chat and would rather wait.
Duncan (Curtain Society): mike mars is a childhood friend of mine. We both grew up together and both lost our grandparents to cancer. After his grandmother died, he immediatly siad he would be organizing a benefit and asked me to help out then. So here I am
The Divine Mz M: You see, restraint from Mr Habeeb drew scorn from Duncan, interesting.
Jack Ketchum!: Enters Chat
Doc: Thank you Duncan. It is a noble effort from you and all who are participating.
chachi: Enters Chat
Doc: And Buck, what drew you and the AWB?
Buck Paxton: I think you would be hard pressed to find someone who hasent been touched by Cancer (or matrix), myself i've lost more than my share of family. You just cant pass up an opportunty to play with such talented people, for such a good cause.
JV: AWB kick ass!
The Divine Mz M: Oh look the monkey has arrived
The Divine Mz M: where's the clowns?
dynamo habeeb: Awb thtas the channel with all da balck folk shows
JV: hey i was told to let u freaks talk before i said anything
Doc: I beleive that's the WB. I wonder what's on. We're nearing prime time.
JV: no it UPN
The Divine Mz M: JV you're not still upset about the little spanking I gave you in the elevator the last time we were on your pathetic radio show?
Doc: (JV, please do wait.)
Doc: So deadites...
Doc: Any truth to a new hot rumor that there's tension in the band?
chachi: this chat moves slower than a turtle in stocking feet
JV: actually that was the part i rather enjoyed:)
The Divine Mz M: Yes, Doc.
dynamo habeeb: NO
The Divine Mz M: Tension in the band honey?
Doc: Not even aswering the same. Interesting...
Crosis: Enters Chat
The Divine Mz M: We've got a samuri, a 200 chauvanist pig, a fellow who spends his whole tall life mad at the world, one who calls himself the Vigilante and a kitten with a whip.
The Divine Mz M: Yes, there's always tension
Crosis: Enters Chat
Doc: Well, let's face it.. Bassist Ethan Magloofabits and the Vigilante faile to appear at your last show.
Doc: And I haven't seen them enter this chat like Media Management Inc informed me they would.
dynamo habeeb: ther aint no tension MZ M ....
Doc: In fact, I've heard you'll be short at least one member for the Saturday's Mothers Foundation show.
dynamo habeeb: do you whant a cyber black eye doc
Jack Ketchum!: There is gonna be tension when Silica reads this and see you forget to mention him. I am the one who has to put out these fires. So BUTT OUT Doc!
dynamo habeeb: So what if we are, Doc. Let's not throw stones. You've got one short member of your radio show, and another in your pants.
Doc: Ok, I see I'm causing some tension here myself. Let's shift gears.
Buck Paxton: nice one habeeb
JV: HEY!
Doc: And Mr Ketchum, I do not intend to slight Silica. In fact, if he were here, I'd like to ask him what drew him to this show.
Doc: Any truth to what we hear that at least one member will be exiting the band?
Doc: That this will be the "farewell performance" of a Deadite?
Jack Ketchum!: I was referring to Donna's omission of Silica in her post. Silica, Tiny and Dynamo are the only people that I fear in The Deadites and the only people that I listen to.
dynamo habeeb: as If any one carres who's on stage as long as thay see ME
dynamo habeeb: JAck
dynamo habeeb: you wana filed this one
Jack Ketchum!: consider if iled. You will recieve it in your report tomorrow
The Divine Mz M: Jack your ears are too stuffed with pasta to hear anyone else, those 3 hjust speak loud enough for you.
dynamo habeeb: thers always mix ups in the band
dynamo habeeb: we are always changing
Jack Ketchum!: So Doc these questions are as interesting as a hangnail. Can we get a real question?
The Divine Mz M: the organization grows and changes as the need arises
The Divine Mz M: sometimes members have other missions, sometimes their usefulness to the group has ended.
dynamo habeeb: so yea ther will be some new faces
dynamo habeeb: soon
Doc: New faces? Will you be reaching into the local Worcester talent pool, or just recruiting freaks from around the world?
dynamo habeeb: thats a shallow pool
The Divine Mz M: as for farewells, I can't confirm that. One never truely leaves the Deadites family without being dead.
dynamo habeeb: we got A triple a deadites
Doc: Like a Deadites Farm Club?
dynamo habeeb: yup
Doc: How could that draw fans? The "major league" is just getting to that next level.
The Divine Mz M: Just getting, I beg to differ.
dynamo habeeb: you would be surprized ever here of metallica???
The Divine Mz M: We've been drawing fans like shit draws flies for quite a while.
dynamo habeeb: or rod stewert
dynamo habeeb: thay are all on are pay roll waiting for a chance
zombiepopper: Enters Chat
The Divine Mz M: Rod Steward draws fllies as well
Jack Ketchum!: The Deadite are the most Major League group that this city or any other has every seen. The waiting list for Deadite auditions and the emails we recieve from around the world on a daily basis are enough to put a Deadite group in every major metropolis in America. So shut up Doc right now before my ulcer acts up and I really get mad
Doc: Sure. Metallica. Or Rod. Singing "Forever Young" and hunting zombies.
Doc: The purpose of this interview, Mr Ketchum, is not to damage your health, just to ask the band some pertinent questions as we head to Saturday's big show.
The Divine Mz M: Get to it then Siddal
Doc: So you won't tell me who, if anyone is leaving the bad?
Doc: Sorry, band. Perhaps it's Freudian.
Duncan (Curtain Society): folks I dont really get what you are talking about. I am here to support a good cause and play a good show.
dynamo habeeb: Better practice then, duncan. There's only 3 days left!!
Buck Paxton: and im here because It would suck if i wasnt
Duncan (Curtain Society): I would like to know a little more about The Deadites and the inconsistancy that surrounds thier music. I go to the shows, I hear drums, I see men in tights. I dont get it
dynamo habeeb: but no if some one is leaving you will find out when evry one else does
zombiepopper: I was chatting in a russian IRC channel and I heard that the deadites had decided to give the russians a hand with a nasty little infestation on the space station. Is space outside the bounds of the deadites jurisdiction?
Duncan (Curtain Society): with attitudes like that Dynamo I hope you all leave
Doc: So no band member change scoops for us. Oh well. On to these drums and tights..
dynamo habeeb: duncan tinyis like steve vai
dynamo habeeb: he plays to fast for you to see ...
Wolsog Nairb: Enters Chat
dynamo habeeb: or understand what he is doing
Duncan (Curtain Society): boring and looking for work?
chachi: hey zp: we're not allowed to talk
Jack Ketchum!: Doc this interview is out of control
Jack Ketchum!: pull in the reigns
dynamo habeeb: No, zombiepopper. No whereis out of jurissdiction of the deadites...
Doc: Please, chat room members hold your comments for a short while.
The Divine Mz M: We are not governed by any known authority
The Divine Mz M: Can we pick up the pace pleaase? I'm growing tired of this trivia.
Doc: I am nearing the end of the hour I agreed to.
dynamo habeeb: I herd some where donna owns the coler pink
The Divine Mz M: I'll make your ass pink Dynamo
Doc: So Habeeb, you really think you're the best thing on stage, huh?
dynamo habeeb: yup
Doc: I beg to differ. I've read recent Deadites reviews that have descibed the set as "boob-tacular" I sincerley doubt that is becasue of you.
dynamo habeeb: bla bla bla Im mad bla bla bla darling its enuff to make a man puke
The Divine Mz M: You've apparently not seen Mr Habeeb with his shirt off
dynamo habeeb: As opposed to everyone with Netscappe and a sore wrist has seen yourse Matrix
Doc: No tension, huh?
The Divine Mz M: It's not tension if you like it that way Doc
Doc: At this point, I hope everyone knows that we're here to talk about the Mother's Foundation Benefit show..
Doc: This Saturday night at the Lucky Dog Music Hall in Worcester to benefit the Amercian Cancer Society
Doc: Now ----- Do any of our chatters here have any questions for the Deadites, Buck, of Duncan?
Doc: Let's open up the floor.
Buck Paxton: buck of duncan? has a nice ring
chachi: i wanna dance with the girl
Doc: No, not a New Testament book, Buck OR Duncan
The Divine Mz M: Mr. Paxton, you and the Average White Boys have performed with the Deadites before. How has that experience influenced your disire to perform with us on Saturday?
The Divine Mz M: Were you informed of the bill ahead of time?
JV: hey donna do you have a boyfriend?
Buck Paxton: Well babe, can i call you babe
dynamo habeeb: do you JV?
The Divine Mz M: Chachi get your ass up front and you might get lucky
The Divine Mz M: JV, I've got all the men I wish to handle
The Divine Mz M: Mr. Paxton, Call me babe and I'll tear your arms off.
First Timer: i have a question for Mr. Habeeb
Buck Paxton: anyways, Were pumped. The deadites were one of the first bands in the city to show us some love, tuff love, but love non the less. Were down to play with anyone, The AWB rolls with a crew thats not to be messed with, so theres no fear, babe.
dynamo habeeb: chachi you mean you wana dance with doc right?
JV: i heard vigliante is going to leave the deadites to pursue politics full time
The Divine Mz M: I hope you have a microphone stand for Saturday "Pax"
chachi: hah hah hah ooohh...boy.
Buck Paxton: pipe down chachi
Jack Ketchum!: What is your question First Timer?
The Divine Mz M: First Timer, jump right in.
First Timer: Mr. Habeeb, I had signed up to be a member of the DSTS club awhile back and never received a membership confirmation notice? please explain
dynamo habeeb: no the Vman can do the king thing and the rock thing at the same time
dynamo habeeb: first timer...
chachi: next question!
Doc: Dynamo -- please answer the question and then someone please address the Viv\gilante question.
dynamo habeeb: as far as d.sts stuff go's
chachi: hey doc, i'm tellin him you callled him Vivian
dynamo habeeb: I dont reealy know about the administiration end of it,
chachi: why does my color keep turning pink!!
First Timer: yea...
First Timer: so how can i join the team?
chachi: i apologize MzM for the © infringement
dynamo habeeb: we have a buncha chimps worken for us. They may have just lost it!
First Timer: thats not a good representation of the band sir
dynamo habeeb: if your not signed up on the massage board,
The Divine Mz M: Why thank you for your commentary Mr. Timer, feel free to register this complaint with Jack Ketchem
dynamo habeeb: you can sign up there and ask the administiration directly , or jus e-mail them.
Jack Ketchum!: i can be reached at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
Doc: But careful, don't upset his ulcer.
First Timer: i will do so
First Timer: thank you the deadites for all the wonderful things you have dont to make the world a better place
Doc: Does anyone have an answer for JV's question about the Vigilante's pursuit of political glory?
chachi: Enters Chat
dynamo habeeb: I did jack asss
Duncan (Curtain Society): I must be going folks, thanks for the time. See you all on Saturday. It's been... real
dynamo habeeb: "vman can do the rock thing and the king thing at the same time"
Holy Roller: Enters Chat
Doc: I thought it was a wrestling refernece, since I have seen him pose (the Rock thing) and drool over scantily clad women (the King thing)
Buck Paxton: ok im out too, you guys are off your rocker. Peace, BP
Holy Roller: Um, this question is for Mr Vigilante:
First Timer: bye everyone
Doc: Before we completely open up the floor for a general chat, I'd like to ask our guests for a final word..
Doc: Buck Paxton, Average White Boys?
Holy Roller: a lot of the lyrics you sing are outward references to Satan and a lot of infants are listen ing to just that music. how does that make you feel
Buck Paxton: whats up man
The Divine Mz M: Happy as a pig in shit
Holy Roller: that you are the cause for most of teen anguish drug use and yes, even sucide in the nation today?
Doc: Final toughts about sharing the stage with the Deadites this Sat?
dynamo habeeb: that the devil best be paying me dem endorsement fee's
Holy Roller: do you know what the letters six-six and then another six mean?
The Divine Mz M: means you don't know your letters from your numbers Holy
Holy Roller: i went into my teenage son's room last night and caught him listening to one of your records
dynamo habeeb: 18 jack ass...
Holy Roller: and it sounded better that way
dynamo habeeb: and thay are numbers
Paul From Huck: Enters Chat
Buck Paxton: cant think of a better way to spend a saturday night, Some kick ass bands, a fuckin great cause, and beer.
Jack Ketchum!: The Deadites have noted many times that they in fact murder things. They murder the un-dead. that is the dead who have come back to life, or the living dead if you will. If anything they are doing the lions share of the police work in this area. Getting zombies off the street and back into the graves
Holy Roller: backwards! because all of your outward satanic lyrical content was hidden
Doc: Thanks for participating, Buck. We'll see you there.
Duncan (Curtain Society): Hi Paul
The Divine Mz M: and lets not forget the beating I'll be handing you for calling me "Babe"
Duncan (Curtain Society): i was going to leave but it's getting good now
Doc: Duncan -- any final words as this chat disintegrates a bit?
Paul From Huck: hello everyone
dynamo habeeb: by the way my new jam is I love the devil(TM) on a hot day wile I drink pepsi(tm) and talk on my motorola 540(TM)
Holy Roller: Paul from Huck, I've noticed that a lot of Dead-Ites lyrics are Demonc in nature. when you sing them on stage do you feel the power of the unholy in your body
The Divine Mz M: Hello my little Dag-Nasty
Buck Paxton: dont sleep on Huck and the CS, either DocNasty, in my opinion the bill shoulda been Flipped, but im sure Ketchum messed that one up too
Duncan (Curtain Society): naw.. I am with Buck. I like to play music, have some beer and have a good time. If the deadites want to say they are hunting zombies more power to them. I never liked dungeons and dragons but to each his own
Holy Roller: becaus ethat is a false power. the only true power comes from our one true lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
Doc: It will be a blast...
Jack Ketchum!: This show was not a Jack Ketchum production
Jack Ketchum!: my shows earn money not give it away to the sickly folk
The Divine Mz M: What about sleeping with TCS and Huck?
The Divine Mz M: Cause I've got a stable of fillies ready for that job.
JV: who let the jesus freak in ?
Buck Paxton: Yea Im still waiting for my 30 beans from the palladium
dynamo habeeb: nope it was like a bimbo and fat bald jack ass production
Paul From Huck: that's fine with me
Holy Roller: mr ketchum? do you partake in that devilish pleasure?
The Divine Mz M: Mr. Dag-Tasty, what motivated you to partake in this non-paying gig?
Doc: Paul -- sorry you joined us so late. Our "official" time is almost up, but I wanted to ask you what drew you to participate in Saturday's Mother F benefit.
Paul From Huck: sorry never sang a deadite lyric
Jack Ketchum!: I make performers experience their dreams. I make them rich. I work with the finest talent available. Do you sing Holy Roller?
The Divine Mz M: Are you my parrot, Doc?
Holy Roller: non-paying..? this is a COMMUNIST affair?
Dutch Donuts: Enters Chat
Paul From Huck: Got the call, great cause, love everyone playing that night (that dynamo can be a little ....)
dynamo habeeb: communist ????
dynamo habeeb: are thay the naked folk
Paul From Huck: I don't know what I think of dynamo
Doc: I hear that loud and clear, Paul.
Holy Roller: only in the confines of the house of the lord, my child. and then my voice joins the throng of choir and the sound goes way high up and pleases god
JV: a little egotistical moronic...CRAZY?
dynamo habeeb: god hate you holy roller
dynamo habeeb: he told you he is siting on my lap
The Divine Mz M: Dynamo, honey, COMMUNIST is a political affiliation. Nudists are the naked folk.
dynamo habeeb: he hates you like crazy
Buck Paxton: AWB fans fall in to the nudist catagory as well
Paul From Huck: it's not often we get to share the stage with the awb and what a better event?
Dutch Donuts: Yo, not to interrupt, but I herd that the Dedites were gonna be intervierwd by Dr. Metal tonight.
Holy Roller: Mr Hapeeb, my god would never hate anyone. the lies that roll off of your tongue are on loan from the Prince of Lies and you do have the power to send them back where they came from. send them right back!
Doc: Right on, Paul.
dynamo habeeb: huh?
Doc: May I have a final thought from Mz. Matrix?
Buck Paxton: ya'll Im out. Thank you for making me wait 2 hrs doc. Apreciate that. Paul, Duncan, dynamo, those other guys... see ya asses on sat. Peace -BP
dynamo habeeb: prince of lies he is in AWB right
dynamo habeeb: "hot steamy weener from the prince of lies"
Doc: Sorry for the wait Buck, we'll see you there.
Holy Roller: Lies can be like a book, on loan from the library of Satan. You don'
Holy Roller: t have to keep them forever. God want's you to return them
Paul From Huck: peace buck
Holy Roller: return your hateful lies!
JV: i dont think dynamo can read
Dutch Donuts: Is that gonna be on later tonight?" All I got right now is Creed.
dynamo habeeb: Im outa hair like mike mars
The Divine Mz M: What do you need to know
Doc: nice one.
Doc: Anything to share with the public about this Mother F benefit?
dynamo habeeb: see you cats at the dog on sat
Dutch Donuts: Dude, are you gonna be on tongiht or what??
dynamo habeeb: yea I will bring the fist of rage and the toung of love ..
dynamo habeeb: ....and the good looks from the lord above
JV: lets hope u take that fist of rage and shove it ur mouth
dynamo habeeb: peace out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Divine Mz M: There are demons to fight in this world on many levels. We fight what is tangible, we must rely on others to fight the intangible.
JV: that would make a great show
Holy Roller: I will admit the Holy Father is the only man who gets me hot
The Divine Mz M: What we can do to help them is use our talents to fund theirs.
The Divine Mz M: There is no greater cause than helping another.
The Divine Mz M: I'm honored to participate in such an event.
Duncan (Curtain Society): goodnight
The Divine Mz M: And thrilled to be performing with other fine musicians.
Holy Roller: Jesus, he's a little young and the Ghost kinda creeps me out.
Doc: Thank you all for particpating and GOOD NIGHT!
The Divine Mz M: Those are my final thoughts
Doc: We'll see you at the DOG! MOTHER F!
JV: im out like the fat kid in dodgeball
JV: see u all saturday
Jack Ketchum!: this is all very touchy feely
Jack Ketchum!: goodnight

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