The Deadites - Grandizer Funk

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After a battle with the evil Deadites most of the band was hospitalized. This left dynamo in tiny in a bad spot they had promised crazy Paul walker to do a show at his “above club”. They decided to do it alone. When they get to the club a man wearing hospital scrubs and a gas mask as there waiting for them.

“I am Grandizer Funk. I will dance”

And he did.

He dance like an lunatic. He dance like a freak. He danced like a metal retard. He danced through 90 minutes of music none stop. After the show he was gone before they could ask him any more questions.

His whereabouts are unknown.

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