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 You have heard the rumors.  We have been telling you everything we know.  But in the end, we still did not know facts.  So with our hearts in our hands, the offer of multiple backrubs and a $15,000 donation to The Rabbit in Hat's North American Protection Society, we finally got the Anti-Diva to spill the beans.  "There have been a lot of rumors on the internet, some true, some preposterous.  So to set the record straight, here is the whole story.  Quite simply, The Deadites have broken every ethical code, every law of magic, and most rules of science to bring one of their fallen comrades back to life.  And while I won't say it was a total success, the subject is not a brain eating ghoul by any stretch of the imagination, but he's not the type of gentleman you would bring to an upscale dinner party either.  I won't say anything else, because I know you dorks will want to make a big dramatic announcement.  But I felt it necessary to quell the rumors before they got outta hand."

As soon as we got off the phone with Oracle, we received a message that is so mind-blowing, so extraordinary, that the thought of anyone missing October 28^th, The Deadites 10^th Anniversary Halloween Extravaganza at The Lucky Dog Music Hall, is pure heresy.  For on that night, brought to you by spells and incantations, so pagan that they would make Satan say "God Damn!", back by popular demand, is the immortal (sort of) ROUND TRIP JONES!!!  You heard us right children.  Back from the grave with souls to save, it's Round Trip Jones, October 28^th at the Lucky Dog Music Hall at 89 Green Street, in beautiful Worcester. The three have brought him back to life and now you benefit from there horrible sin  !!!!!!!!!!!!

 As if that wasn't enough, the dead, the rad and the funky have challenged Gein and the Grave robbers to a contest to see who the city's most ghoultastic Halloween act is.  October 27^th at Ral ph's Chadwick Square Diner has just taken a turn for the bizarre.  We hope to have the Grave robbers' answer in our next Ouija Wire.

 Until next time,

"Look to the sky"
 

Michael Ravenshadow

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