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It has been said in some circles, that Psycho Patrick likes to slap people’s heads like a hockey puck. He has been known on more than one occasion to walk up to a killer and talk a bunch of crazy crap. His labido is renown, and we warned you, to lock up your female children as well as prostitutes.

Psycho Patrick’s legendary wrestling skills are well documented. He is just as comfortable in a technical wrestling match as he is in a chair-swinging barbed-wire brawl. In the ring, he is truly an unstoppable object. It would serve you well to erase every famous giant madman and killer in film and in wrestling history from your mind.

In closing, Psycho Patrick is really quite insane, but he’s a really nice fellow.

EYES: Brown
Hair: Black
Height: 6’7”
Weight: 325 of technical terror
Age: 11

Rivals: Dr. Joey Tron; Zeas del Style; Admiral Zod; Astro Boy; Dr. Dimentional.

AKA: King of Ape City; Neo Rocker Uno; Nightmare 2;

Weapons of choice: Steel Chair; Blue sled

On stage: Vocals

Gear: Homemade microphone

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Someone ate my last half gallon of vanilla bean ice cream that I had in the sub-zero walk-in freezer. It was clearly labeled "TINY WIGHT's VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM, ASSHOLE. NO TOUCHY."

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