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Ethan Goes to Jail for Shouting at the Devil
Monday, March 01 2004
The Reverend Ethan Magloofabits was arrested and sent to an unnamed federal prison after standing on the White House lawn  shouting for the devil to come face him.

When he was release he stated "the devil is a real ass hole "



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